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Dear Gossips,

It’s finally Friday but no one has slept. As I’m sure you’ve heard, Britney Spears escalated her chicken fried crazy to new heights making it an epic night in smut. Full recap below and breaking news as it happens. Refresh often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Just a quick reminder for new users to the site: the blog works in reverse chronological order. Newer posts will appear below this intro and older posts further down. In other words, scroll down to start from the beginning.

PS. Two pieces of Canadian garbage, Pamela Anderson and Sean Avery, were in the same building at the same time Thursday night in Vancouver as the Canucks shut out the Rangers. Pray Xenu these two hook up. An update on Pam’s skank to follow as well.

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