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Dear Gossips,

Everyone is talking about NBC’s late night f-ckery, especially the late night subjects themselves, and of course Letterman is revelling in the debacle, sparing Conan but skewering Jay and, in particular, targeting Carson Daly. He’s right. Why IS Carson Daly?

So Jay tried to be funny and failed, per usual, opening his own show by addressing the mess surrounding the mess caused by his sh-tty 10pm program. Conan however was much more entertaining. And defiant. Fox is courting him quite publicly, it’s not like he has nowhere to go, but while he’s mulling over his decision, he’s also taking it to NBC for f-cking with his Tonight Show tenure. Those bitches undermined him from the get.

There’s no sense in elaborating when Jezebel pretty much owned it on the coverage. Click here for Jezebel’s brilliant recap of last night’s developments with edited video. (Thanks Ms E!) Really love it when it’s all in place. Go Conan.

It’s Tuesday. And here’s my daily cold update: now it’s worse. Balls. DayQuil blogging is so not the same as vodka blogging. New posts all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Teri Hatcher isn’t the Good Mommy.

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