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Dear Gossips,

Welcome to the Golden Globes LiveBlog! Thanks for joining me, Duana, Sarah from Cinesnark, and Sasha for (hopefully) four hours of dress porn, Pitt Porn, video and photo assumption. We can judge together. Because, really, it's not like the Globes actually mean anything professionally.

Rather, the Globes are good for gossip. Always. The Globes are the closest it'll come to a tacky wedding during awards season. If one bitch in a fancy gown is going to flip out at another bitch in a fancy gown, it'll happen at the Globes. Hi Cameron Diaz.

So. Ready?

We're happy you're here!

To a good show...

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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