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Dear Gossips,

It was a good entertaining show. You know, we complain a lot when awards shows are boring. This one was not boring. Maybe not for the reasons they wanted, but from a smutty standpoint? There was a LOT of gold. So much gold. Thank you Ricky Gervais, but we’ll get to that later.

Mostly though, a good 70% (as determined by Duana) f-cked up on fashion. And that is good for gossip. On another night, for example, again as noted by Duana, Claire Danes’s dress was a major mistake. But because there was so much other sh-t on the carpet, it will likely get largely overlooked.

Duana and I were were liveblogging together in her living room. Click here to read the transcript. Sarah was in Chicago, Sasha was down the street at home. Lara and Michelle came over. You would not believe the volume in this house. That’s how we should all be enjoying a red carpet. I mean, really, it’s not like the Golden Globes actually mean anything.

So we’re posting Globe coverage first. Just a note, Duana and I are writing this through the night. I have a full day of shooting on Monday starting at 7am so we’re pounding this out first and then later in the day, we’ll update when we get fresh gossip from the parties and update the new news.

The blog works in reverse chronological order. The Golden Globe introduction will be the bottom article and we’ll go up from there. It’ll be a heavy day today, so please scroll down and click VIEW MORE ARTICLES to catch up on each one.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Bah! And we haven’t even gotten to Gwyneth on SNL! There may have been too much singing, but she certainly did not suck, as much as you wanted her to.

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