Disclaimer: This article was posted during an early period of the site when some of the writing was extremely offensive. Since then our site has grown and evolved. We have apologised, continue to take accountability, and documented our changes. Please see our FAQ on our About page for our formal statement.

Dear Gossips,

Loved the white dress too. Or maybe it’s because I loved the first dance. They made even Beyonce tolerable. At the end there she seemed to be overcome by the moment. Or by the beauty of her own voice. Also very possible. In fairness to B though, she is NOT a dog hater. Beyonce has been exonerated of all dog-neglect accusations that were first reported by UK papers last week. Oh those UK papers. Their latest? That Britney Spears will sign a $20 million deal to write her autobiography, a series of 3 to 5 books to include revelations about her breakdown. Please. Now they’re not even trying anymore.

Sorry ‘bout the Gossip Girl delay – it’s coming today, promise!

Wednesday – am blogging all day, regular schedule.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Site performance – a thousand apologies about the blank pages. We’re trying to upgrade and have run into a few glitches. Should be fixed soon. Begging your patience? Thank you, love you, owe you.

First Dance

Share this post