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Dear Gossips,

My mother called me last night after seeing me on tv on eTalk. She asked why my skin was so coarse and rough – in Chinese the word is thick. “You look like a rice picker in the fields”. Then she ordered me to pull it together for New Year. Because we’re having dinner and her friends will be there. In 48 hours she’ll be able to criticise me in person. Can’t wait.

But first, am cleaning and purging from now til Saturday. Because after Sunday night, you’re not allowed for 3 days. Don’t wash away the good luck!

Oscar nominations this morning! And George Clooney took his head (and his ego) out of his ass. Yay!

Thursday – fresh smut all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Thanks for sending the GOOP book guide - I have many, many copies! Will comment later!

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