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Dear Gossips, Will be freezing my balls off on a glacier in Whistler this morning – shooting a segment for eTalk. New posts when I get back. In the meantime, exercise your pity bone and throw it at Sienna Miller. What to do when your movie sucks unanimous ass? Well, if you’re Sienna, you dress like a spectacle at the premiere and cling to Diddy for dear life. And remember, this is a girl who keeps repeating that she wants to be known as an actor rather than the tabloid leading lady once engaged to Jude Law – and prancing around in a leotard in New York City is the best way to accomplish that, right? Bitch…please. Kinda puts my Burger King sighting into perspective, non? More on Sienna below… Check later for new articles, scroll down and click on “View More Articles”, keep on scrolling, keep on clicking – there were 30 posts yesterday, I have a feeling some of you may have missed a few including John Mayer’s Michael Jackson transformation. Yours in gossip, Lainey

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