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Dear Gossips,

It’s Canada’s birthday today!

As such, posting will be light. Am headed home after three days mini holiday and in the interest of full disclosure, must stop into the casino first to get my money back.

Posting resumes regular schedule tomorrow.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Ron Howard does not have a mistress.

PPS. Kenny Chesney is not one of the boys. Neither is Ryan Seacrest.

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