Intro for Jul 07, 2008
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Dear Gossips,
Please would you indulge me a moment? Because I did it.
6 weeks ago I broke my arm. And still my incomparable trainer Hayley McGowan would not let me use the gimpy-ness to get out of Seek the Peak.
So I "seeked" the peak. And it was a bitch. From the beach to the top of a mountain, 16km and 4100 ft of elevation, I stank in ways I never thought possible. At one point there were six cramps pulsing in each buttock at the same time. But Hayley pushed me through. As did the sight of the 70 year old man who blew past us right before we reached the summit. And my good friend Kiu too who signed up in solidarity, just because.
So I can"t walk today. But I can blog.
First Euro, now Rafa owns Wimbledon. Nadal vs Casillas - who"s in your fantasy bedroom? He looked cute in his tux at the Wimbledon ball, non? As I said a couple of weeks ago, I am a Rafa.
Hola España!
Spain is all the rage. By the way - did you know my Gwyneth spent summers in Spain, did a tour of Spain last summer with Mario Batali, and speaks Spanish?
Of course she does.
It was an epic match on what felt like an epic weekend that started off with George Michael in Vancouver. The old girl still has it! My main gay Darren and I, we had the best time, dancing in the aisles for two and a half hours, and then it was off to Stanley Park to see if Georgey might drop in for a late night pick up. Didn’t see him. Maybe he finally bought a computer, discovered the modernity of a chat room to spice up his sex life.
It’s Monday, am blogging all day, refresh often!
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. Kevin Costner does not have another woman.
PPS. Ed Westwick is not one of the boys.
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