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Dear Gossips,

Yesterday’s smuggle challenge elicited quite the response. Best of all, most of your food sneak exploits did not actually involve food… but alcohol. Degenerates!

My favourite though was sent from Jannah S with perhaps the low classiest smuggle of them all:

I went to see the Nutcracker a few years ago at the Hummingbird and the woman next to me was eating Swiss Chalet. SWISS CHALET at the ballet. Disgusting.

I want to meet the person who brings Swiss Chalet to the ballet. Are you out there?

Wednesday – am blogging all day…check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Heather Locklear is not the other woman.

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