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Dear Gossips,

It’s the question Brangelunatics will be asking themselves, and each other, for decades to come:

The day the Holy Twins joined the Chosen One to form the new Trinity – Where were you on July 12, 2008?

“I was at home working on my Shiloh scrapbook,” they’ll say, “and time actually stopped.”

Like even the laws of planetary motion had to concede to the whim of the double deities. Indeed, the world came to a gentle but authoritative stop on Saturday as the freaks rushed the web, summoned to pledge their devotion and to do Their bidding, for there is no rest for the divine...which is why cubicles everywhere are empty today as all Brangelunatics are busy at worship.

The more sane among us however are looking forward to Friday: a date with The Dark Knight. Do you have a date with The Dark Knight?

It’s Monday – new posts all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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