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Dear Gossips,

Ugh. Am having dinner with my mother tonight. Mother is in a foul mood. As a result of parking her ass in front of a slot machine for too many hours at Casino Niagara, she’s developed some kind of chronic neck and shoulder issue.

No casino for 2 months = torture your daughter

It began the other night – within an hour of arriving at our hotel, there she was, in our room, poking the back of my arm with her long ass fingernail: thought you said you were working out with a trainer?

Please let the day be long.

Thursday – new posts all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Sean Penn’s commitment is not in crisis.

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