Intro for Jul 28, 2008
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Dear Gossips,
Yet another child star became unhinged this weekend, trying to kill people with his car. Yay for child stardom! Perhaps an exception to the rule though – Natalie Portman…and child stars raised outside of North America. Away from Hollywood.
What are the chances Emma Watson will NOT be popped for DUI one day. I say pretty good. You? Here she is, soooo promisingly beautiful, at some hoity toity polo event this weekend in London, surrounded by eligible bachelors.
Sigh. November 21, 2008 … do we really have to wait so long for the Half Blood Prince?!?!?
It’s Monday, am back home in Vancouver and blogging all day. Check back often.
Yours in gossip,
Lainey
PS. Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis are not in crisis.
PPS. Bad hair and bug-eyed is not Shia LaBeouf. Also not Joaquin Phoenix.
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The Child Star Standard
Love it. Another child star f&ck up, emboldened by an overinflated sense of entitlement and invulnerability so indigenous to that special species of celebrity pushed into showbiz before they can properly conjugate a verb, took the wheel intoxicated this weekend and tried to kill someone. Call it preachyOlder
