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Dear Gossips,

Thanks so much to all of you who attended the Smut Soiree last night! Shiloh came through in the end and parted the clouds just as the guests were arriving! As usual, the incomparable girls from The Society put on a kick ass event. The house was sick, the drinks didn’t stop, Dan Levy is the hotness, and the smut … well the smut was salacious, non? Photos etc to follow soon but suffice to say, you made it our best event so far. And we cannot wait til next year!

Do I suck for saying that I’m finding Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong a little porny? Check out this video - they’re teasing each other, then she grabs him in for a kiss, and I hope they headed home to get busy. Hot. Am all over it.

Even hotter? Another Beckham ad in his undies. It will help on a Thursday that followed a midnight burger at Fran’s with the girls.

Am blogging all day, refresh refresh refresh!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Tiger Woods does not have another woman and Tara Reid isn’t the other woman.

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