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Dear Gossips,

Here’s what I love about Vegas. Everything that’s good for you requires a fee. Hotels charge between $25 - $50 to use the gym. Alcohol and cigarettes however are totally free. Please. Why don’t I live there?

On the down side, we were totally violated at the tables. On the up side, my sunglasses found me! Have been looking for ages.

What did I learn this weekend?

Was indoctrinated into the world of the Nascar Groupie. There was a race this weekend. Have never seen so many perms in my life. Jeff Gordon is like Johnny Depp for them.

Monday – am home now. Blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Demi & Ashton, while douchey together, were not starving together.

PPS. Have you met Sharleen Spiteri? All the Times I Cried is a great song. She looks amazing in red tights. And she bitch slapped Ebola Hilton at a club. So go out and support Sharleen. Download her album. TWICE. Thanks to all of you who sent the clip.

Sharleen Spiteri hates Ebola

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