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Dear Gossips,

The TV LiveBlog with Duana will happen at 3pm ET/Noon PT. Hope you can join us.

So… I can’t wait to see what Jennifer Lopez is wearing tonight on American Idol. And how she’ll style her hair. And her lipstick. And what shoes. And how they must be lighting that sh-t with only her face in mind… with the Oprah camera. She is such a star. Isn’t she such a star? You know how I know she’s a star (again)? Jacek can’t stop watching it with me. He’s all over it too. That’s the difference a real celebrity can make, you know? I can’t honestly say I care about who’s up there singing. Especially when it’s that boy with the deep country voice. Like, I’m about to punch my own face that guy annoys me so much. To me then, it’s always the in-betweens, when JLo and Stephen Tyler do their thing, and JLo’s lipgloss is floating perfectly on top of her mouth. OMG, I love her so much.

Apparently you all think a fascinator is required even for those who are merely covering the Royal Wedding? I think it’ll just make me look shorter but fine, I defer to you and will start looking now.

Also coming up today, more on The Hunger Games casting.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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