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Dear Gossips,

Finally had a chance yesterday to watch that Jimmy Kimmel Hump Club video everyone’s been talking about. Didn’t think it was all that funny, certainly not as funny as last year’s Handsome Men’s Club, or Tom Hanks’s Toddlers & Tiaras but what I did find fascinating is that none of those actresses are ever there together at the same time. Trust me, those brief group shots are all spliced. There is no way they were all in one room. At least not more than two. And Kelly Ripa would have been the other one IF they actually agreed to double up.

Why?

Please. Why do you think? And it’s not just Lindsay Lohan either, although that must have been a strict order for most of those girls – under no circumstances will you agree to be filmed anywhere near that mess, not only because you don’t want the public association, but also because you know that bitch will exploit it: look at me! I’m best friends with Emily Blunt!

Hardly.

Having said that, do you really expect me to believe Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Biel were in the same room together wearing workout clothes? And did you notice the Derek Jeter factor? In a video featuring 6 or 7 of some of the tightest actresses in Hollywood (Lilo not included, obviously), he’s dealt with THREE of them in succession: Alba, Biel, and Minka Kelly. Compare that to ARod’s Madonna, Kate Hudson, and Cammie D.

Jeter for the win, right?

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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