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Dear Gossips,

Friday Night Lights is coming back! In partnership with DirecTV, NBC is now about to bring back the good folks of Dillon, Texas for a third season. More Coach, more The Smash, more Lyla, more Saracen, and of course… more Riggins! And more me bitching at you about why you’re not watching the (by unanimous industry opinion) best show on television! Oh Happy Day!

Hello VJillian? Are you there? 3 more days to claim your Oscar contest prize…

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. This is not Paula Abdul. Or Toni Braxton.

PPS. Nobody puts Baby in a corner. Nobody counts out The Swayze.

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