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Dear Gossips,

Thanks to all you GOOP subscribers who sent me the edited version of her newsletter yesterday that switched “I’m a lucky motherf-cker” to “lucky f-cking invitation”. Lucky motherf-cker is still used on the website version so obviously the change was made to accommodate …the MiniVan? Ugh. Hate when my Gwynnie bends over to avoid the tut-tuts. Then again, criticise her all you want, she went out for dinner with Christiane Amanpour the other night because kowtow or not, she’s better than you. Yes, haters. My G is friends with Christiane Amanpour. Bet you Christiane Amanpour doesn’t mind the motherf-cker.

Late day post yesterday re: Brad Pitt causing a meltdown in Washington. Scroll down to get caught up.

It’s finally Friday. Blogging all day in between naps because my husband gave me the worst cold ever. Am now one giant germ attached to a plastic bag that holds all my snotty tissue rags. Motherf-cker!

Have a great weekend.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Will & Jada are not anorexic together. Also not Harrison & Calista or Judd Apatow & Leslie Mann, but that’s warm. Ish.

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