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Dear Gossips,

The newest stars of the internet – have you met Sharon and Fred? Am obsessed with Sharon and Fred. Especially Sharon. LOVE Sharon. Particularly the way she moves her eyeballs when she’s suggesting to Fred how to celebrate their anniversary. Rewind that part over and over again. You will lose your sh*t. Or not. I am surrounded by deplorable people. We find humour in things that will send us to hell.

Click here for more information on Sharon and Fred. If that useless piece of twat Ebola Paris Hilton can become a star from a web video, why can’t Sharon and Fred? Why.The.F&ck.Not???

And… The Sarcastic Avenger.

It’s my superhero name! My superpower is the radioactive ability to interrupt cell phone reception. Sweet.

For those in America – look for that skank bag Pam Anderson on this site to find the Superhero Movie Widget. My superhero name is kinkier than my porn name…is yours?

Finally it’s Friday. Am posting all day – refresh often! Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Kate Bosworth is not a wastetful blower. Cameron Diaz isn’t either.

PPS. Robert Downey Jr is not gay and broke.

PPPS. Scarlett Johansson isn’t this demanding cow.

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