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Dear Gossips,

Easter is a big deal for our Polish family. And so, last night at our 10 course Easter feast, as I ate away all the hard work my trainer has imposed upon my body, our nephew Noah – 7 years old – interrupted my gluttony by asking me for a job.

He said he needed to start working because when he’s 15, he’ll be too busy with his girlfriend.

Is this a reflection of the Miley/Lindsay/HSM generation? That at the ripe old age of 15, the presumed preoccupation will be dating and romance and not much else? By the way, Noah also said that he “hates Britney Spears because she wants her picture taken all the time”. He followed this up by posing like a practised celebrity for my blackberry.

Noah’s career aspirations and musings on Britney were then interrupted by Veronica’s performance. Our 5 year old niece proceeded to entertain us by delivering a moving rendition of Vanessa Hudgen’s Gotta Go My Own Way from High School Musical, complete with facial expressions and heartfelt gasps. It was only too bad Zac Efron wasn’t around to overact. Have you seen the video?

Happily I was able to sing along too. I have this job, and therefore all of you, to thank for that.

10 year old Oliver finally brought us back to earth by engaging us all in a game of living room hockey.

But the point was made: Gossip is insidious, see? Even on holy holidays.

The Top 5 List of Smutty Break-Ups was updated this weekend and will reach its conclusion later today. Click here for an unromantic review.

Things to look forward to this week: a new riddle, a very, very generous Juno Swag Bag giveaway, Calgary party details, and more embedded clues.

Monday – live blogging all day, check back often! And I posted on Friday - SCROLL DOWN!!!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Daniel Craig is not having staffing issues.

Veronica Easter 2008, Oliver Easter 2008, Noah Easter 2008

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