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Dear Gossips,

Last night during 30 Rock an ad came on for Friday Night Lights. It was the music, and Coach Taylor’s face, and that familiar landscape, and I almost started crying. FNL is finally back on conventional television and new episodes begin airing TONIGHT on NBC. Watch! This is season 4, the second to last. And it’s good. Very, very, very good. The best show on television. So much better than The Marriage Ref which I watched for the first time last night for Gwyneth Paltrow. She was great. The programme is the sh-ts. Terrible. And embarrassing for Jerry Seinfeld. That he is attaching his name to such piss poor material. I mean, Larry David has Curb Your Enthusiasm. Curb Your Enthusiasm is first class. And Seinfeld, all Seinfeld can come up with is a second rate comic host and an hour’s worth of awkward homophobic moments? Oh but wait. The ratings are solid. Which is why it’s been renewed while Friday Night Lights will end after 5. Because the people have bad taste.

Seasons 1-3 are on DVD. It’s worth your time. And then enjoy the new installment. I promise you’ll fall in love. Hard, crushing love.

Iron Man 2 today. Already setting records overseas, earning over $100 million without opening in North America. Am seeing it later then straight to GM Place where the Vancouver Canucks pussy defence will hopefully start hitting bitches who f-ck with their net.

Have a great weekend! Happy Mother’s Day! I’ll be spending it with my Squawking Chicken.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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