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Dear Gossips,

Oh Brange.

It’s my annual dose of Pitt Porn. The Pitt Porn in Cannes is extra potent. Has rejuvenating powers. We were flagging a bit yesterday, running around, and then they came on the carpet and the world was better again…even though we could have been trampled. The crowd surged when they arrived. And the crowd at the back, once their faces were put up on the big screens, surged even more.

The crying, the calling out, the hysteria, the gasps, the desperate screams, for many fans last night, seeing the royal Brange was like a born again experience. Meanwhile I was waiting for him to paw her ass. Alas, no ass pats this time. But plenty of neck and thigh stroking. And in the end a very loud declaration that they are right and fine. Details below.

Also a smutty and satisfying Ebola story, my Marion and Guillaume’s romantic dinner, on the terrace with Emile Hirsch and Robert Pattinson, and much more from Cannes.

It’s Thursday, no breaks today. Just blogging. But when I can’t blog, I tweet…often assisted by Grey Goose. Check my Twitter here.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Am receiving your emails – thank you! Not sure why you keep receiving a notification that my inbox is over capacity because it’s not. Emails are arriving in triple. Love hearing from you! Keep sending!

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