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Dear Gossips,

There are reports out of France that the Chosen Twins have blessed humanity, having been delivered a few days ago at a hospital in Aix-en-Provence. The arrival of the double deities has yet to be confirmed by a legitimate US outlet as of post time… will keep you posted.

Was watching the 2 hour season finale of Lost last night (can’t believe we have to wait 9 months for another installment) when an ad for Coldplay’s Viva La Vida came on and holy sh*t… Chris Martin got hot. Have never found him attractive. All of a sudden Gwyneth’s husband is a quivering beast. More importantly though the new album is good. Very good. No more falsettos. No more trying (so hard at least) to be Thom Yorke. It’s so exciting to be excited by Coldplay again, non? Gwyneth really does have the perfect life. Now do you hate her even more???

Finally Friday - Sex & the City vs Indiana Jones. Who will win?

Am online all day, refresh to stay updated and have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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