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Dear Gossips,

Today’s column will be very, very long. And yes, we will get to Porny’s engagement eventually. But first, it’s the annual Sexiest Man Alive handicap. Each candidate gets his own article. With at least 10 candidates to analyse, there will be several posts.

Please note the blog functions in reverse chronological order, which means that the introduction to the SMA feature will be at the bottom and candidates with the slimmest chances (in my opinion) of being selected will be lower down, leaving the likeliest ones nearer the top. Just wanted to let you know in case you are anal like me, and prefer to read items in the order that they were intended. If you are visiting the site after the articles have been posted, please SCROLL down and hit view more articles to start from the beginning.

I spent the weekend in Toronto with my mother before she leaves for Hong Kong for the winter. Part of that consisted of hitting up every drugstore in the vicinity. For plastic toothpicks, the doubled ended kind. On one side a standard spear, on the other there are bristles, to get right into the grooves to pull that sh-t out. Frankly, I prefer dental floss. But my ma, she had to clean out 3 separate shoppes for a total of 40 boxes of toothpicks. Not for herself, but to give away as SOUVENIRS. Please remember this when you open your presents on Christmas Day and there’s something you don’t like. At least it’s not toothpicks.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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