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Dear Gossips,

It’s tabloid Wednesday. And this week does not disappoint. My personal favourite is the Us Weekly cover featuring Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, and John Mayer. Apparently he has one in his heart and one on his jock but you have to flip the pages to find out who’s who. No doubt, douchebag comes out the big winner with two women who can’t seem to let go of whatever it is that he offers, and as far as Porny stories go, this wouldn’t be the worst, so that leaves Jen yet again ending up the loser. Like it’s not enough that everyone at the supermarket thinks you can’t get over a punk like John Mayer but to be lumped in along with Jessica Simpson in yet another love triangle? Huvane, please, get her another boyfriend.

Over at Life & Style they’re already calling for an Angelina Jolie/Johnny Depp affair now that the two will reportedly be working together on a new film and supposedly Vanessa Paradis is super stressed about it. Please. Unlike Jennifer Aniston, VParadis is no victim. And besides, the Jolie isn’t Johnny’s type.

It’s Wednesday and I don’t have to go back to the dentist for another two weeks. Am blogging all day in between shoots and interviews. Will be on Studio 4 with Fanny Kiefer today talking gossip and Covenant House.

Also thanks to all of you who’ve been sending me the Twilight Oatmeal. Love it, posted it on my Twitter yesterday. Click here if you haven’t had the pleasure.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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Us Weekly cover, Life & Style

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