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Dear Gossips,

The Brett Favre story on Dlisted totally made my life yesterday. It’s NSFW so if you’re going there, please be careful. It’s actually funnier if you’ve been following the story on Deadspin, especially that amazing little detail about Favre allegedly texting over his cockshots while he was wearing crocs. And it’s not just that I can’t stand him, it’s also because so far there’s been no denial, and when asked about it yesterday, Favre ignored the question.

Yeah he’s married. Yeah the claim is that he was practically throwing himself at a young tarty game girl. And as a student of pop culture, I want to see how this plays out. I want to see if Mr All American gets crucified the way all the others did, particularly if more women start sharing their own encounters. What? You think this was the only time?

Of course Johnny Depp showed up in costume at a school in London yesterday to visit with the kids. That’s just how he does. Little Beatrice wrote the cutest letter to Jack Sparrow: "We are a bunch of budding young pirates. Normally we're a right handful, but we're having trouble mutinying against the teachers. We'd love it if you could come and help." So Jack Sparrow arrived with his mates and decided to give her some advice. Please. He’s the f-cking best. It’ll make up a little I think for how much you’re about to hate people today.

To those of you in Canada – HAPPY THANKSGIVING! And a great long weekend!

To those of you elsewhere, blogging is on normal schedule today and on Monday, with a quick break so that I can run the Turkey Trot.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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