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Dear Gossips,

It would have been a cool move if she’d left it as it was – an abrupt departure from Twitter. Period.

But of course, JailBait Miley Cyrus is not cool. And so her departure from Twitter, for the sake of her privacy, was complemented on Friday by the release of a YouTube video to EXPLAIN and DEFEND her Twitter exodus. Famewhores always have to have the last word.

Sooner or later it will be back. Because Famewhores also can’t stay away.

Another weekend, another guest on SNL, and another guest boyfriend on SNL. SO original. So disappointing too. That Drew Barrymore’s episode totally sucked. Just as hard as Megan Fox’s. You’d think, it being her fifth time and all, which constitutes a record for women, that the writers they would have brought some game to the table, non? Not that I don’t love Kristen Wiig, but Gilly is her worst character. And if Gilly is the opening sketch, it’s trouble the rest of the way. Kristen deserved better.

Gerard Butler’s turn is next week. 90 minutes of Spittle on Saturday Night spraying the front row. Actually, I can’t wait.

It’s Thanksgiving in Canada. Happy Thanksgiving!

Am blogging all day with a brief 10km interruption for the Turkey Trot and then back to business as usual. Have 2 blisters. Am worried.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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