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Dear Gossips,

So how long before Balloon Boy’s family, the one that may or may not have staged yesterday’s fiasco, how long before they’re signed to their own reality show? Not just one episode, but a full running series?

Please. They’ve probably already been offered a contract.

“Look how compelling they are on morning television! That precocious child can throw up on cue!”

This is what we’ve created? A market for family f-ckery under the guise of reality?

I’ve never watched a minute of that Jon Kate Octo Swap Duggar bullsh-t. I won’t be watching the Balloons famewhore themselves until they become The Hills. Something tells me I’ll be in the minority. They’d rather create monsters than watch Friday Night Lights.

Hate people.

On the lighter side, as noted yesterday, how does Jason Bateman stay so fresh? Thanks to Amy for sending the video. So much amazingness in one cast.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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