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Dear Gossips,

On the carpet last night at the Grey Goose Character & Cocktails event last night, the question on everyone’s mind was how the Madonna Guy Ritchie split would affect the London social scene. The party was a fundraiser for the Elton John AIDS Foundation and I asked Elton’s husband, David Furnish, a Canadian, for this thoughts. David is a sweet gentle man. He didn’t offer anything smutty. But whispering on the carpet with seasoned British journalists on the beat, seeing their undisguised delight over the whole thing and it’s readily apparent: for them it’s the best story ever and the one that will keep them flush, they hope, through the fall to winter.

Interestingly enough, even though Us Weekly reported exclusively yesterday that Guy Ritchie has already hooked up with Kelly Reilly, and they’ve borrowed from American tabloids before, none of the rabid tabloids over here in the UK have picked up on the story at press time (10am London), continuing to be largely pro-Guy…

The 50 year old bitch is much easier to hate.

A few articles were posted late yesterday. Scroll down to catch up.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Faith Hill is not being ignored. Faith wouldn’t care anyway. The Lord is all she needs.

PPS. Liv Tyler did not choose body over baby, or at least that wasn’t her reason.

PPPS. Megan Fox is not B1. Lindsay Lohan is not B2. And American Ferrera is neither.

photos from Wenn.com

David Furnish at Grey Goose Character & Cocktails

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