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Dear Gossips,

We spent our final night in London at a dance party – our own, in jammies, givin’er to “party bangers” on MTV UK, inspired by Beyonce’s Crazy In Love video (KILLER!) and culminating in the Sister Act 2 medley off YouTube as requested by Duana… because there’s always time for a little Joyful, Joyful.

Sigh.

Lauryn Hill. We miss you.

Monday – am home now, blogging on regular schedule and all day today. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Besties in Bed is not Adrien Brody and Mark Ruffalo.

PPS. Why does Chris Martin suck major ass these days? Did you see Coldplay on SNL? My husband and I, and we are fans, we own several copies of every album, we have spent good money on multiple concerts, are becoming more and more embarrassed seeing Chris sing live…he canNOT hit the high notes. And what was once a charming dork has now become a cheese dork. Totally not the same.

PPPS. LOVE the name Archie!

PPPPS. The girls and I, while in London, we created the anti-GOOP. Launching soon. Stay tuned.

PPPPPS. Jennifer Garner is not a warring bitch. Neither is Sienna Miller.

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