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Dear Gossips,

That gag order must be killing Heather Mills. But still she found her way on television this morning to seek public sympathy all while moaning and groaning about the horror story that has become her life and – get this – comparing her experience to that of Princess Diana’s. Heather Mills is always the victim.

More on that golddigging slag later. And also a few details on what it takes to be a George Girl. Clooney, I mean…although I’m sure many of you are hoping it was Stroumboulopoulos.

Wednesday – online all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Happy Birthday to Briony in Regina!

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