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Dear Gossips,

After a summer’s worth of pseudo-celebrities saturating the smut market, September’s arrival means the true A list is emerging from vacation to get back to work and reclaim the headlines. F*ck Paris Hilton. Never mind Jessica Biel. The real stars are coming out to play. And this includes the long-awaited return of a beloved badboy – welcome back Colin Farrell and the hotness known simply as Ewan.

With two film festivals running concurrently (Venice & Deauville) and a third about to begin on Thursday – TIFF!!! – my cups are brimming with smut. As such, today’s column will be a long one. Catching up on the heavy weekend that was and leading into a fresh week… make sure you scroll down and click on VIEW MORE ARTICLES at the bottom of the page so you don’t miss any posts.

Also… the site may be pounded today by back to work/school traffic. We are testing a new server and hope that it can accommodate the recent increase in readership. So sorry in advance for the trouble. Hopefully, to make it up to you, there will be some swag giveaway throughout the week! For your support and patience – thank you, love you, owe you.

Am headed to Toronto today, madly posting before the flight.

VMAs less than a week away and everyone is descending on TIFF! Welcome back! It’s a mad, mad, mad week ahead!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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