Earlier this week I linked to an outfit on Irina Shayk that, in spite of myself, I couldn’t help but want. This time it’s a definite pass. But I’m curious what she was vibing when she put this together. It’s a black leather trench coat, black knee-high combats, baggy jeans, and a corset style bodysuit. All of it put together, it’s almost like a costume from a spy movie. Mr and Mrs Smith comes to mind. (Go Fug Yourself)
What is our world right now when hanging from crazy ass heights without protective equipment and literally risking your life isn’t enough that to really make headlines you have to do it with your dick waving around? Does he add to the degree of difficulty by having an erection at the same time? Can we try, in 2021, to convince men that the world does not want to see dicks as much as they think it does? (Dlisted)
It always breaks my heart when a couple welcomes a new baby and ends up giving up their dog. So this is nothing but wonderful: Orlando Bloom has a newborn at home and just brought home a puppy. Newborns are a lot. I haven’t tried it myself but I’m pretty sure I don’t have to to appreciate that they are the most. And a puppy…well… I’ve definitely tried that, several times, and that’s a lot too. But both are so worth it. There’s a lot of love to go around at Katy Perry’s and Orlando Bloom’s right now. (Cele|bitchy)
I am obsessed with celebrity busts that look super f-cked up, courtroom sketches that look super f-cked up, and restored artwork that is hilariously f-cked up. It’s really the best comic relief. (Pajiba)
My phone blew up the other day in a way that could only mean Beyoncé. When the Queen makes a move, it always results in shockwaves. We thought Drip 2 was one drop. Turns out there’s a follow-up. In black. So she’s coming for our money, yet again. And just in time for gift-giving season. (BET)
