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Handholding in public – the first sign of affection and physical confirmation that they are indeed a couple. Call me Cruise but these two together? Hotness. And he looks great in pants. See what I mean? Little perky bum, lanky legs – I’m telling you, Jake Gyllenhaal needs to cool it with the beefcake. Now I’m not saying Owen’s Freebie Five material or anything…but I can totally picture them rockin’ that headboard. And since I’m a shallow superficial bitch, a huge improvement aesthetically at least over the last, non?

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