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James Franco hit up Rob Pruitt’s 2010 Art Awards at Webster Hall in New York last night because he WENT TO FILM SCHOOL.

I WENT TO FILM SCHOOL is my new favourite, favourite reason of all time. It works in every sentence re: James Franco. Like...

James Franco ate a burger because HE WENT TO FILM SCHOOL.

James Franco is hosting the Oscars because HE WENT TO FILM SCHOOL.

James Franco was on stage last night as a Chippendales dancer because HE WENT TO FILM SCHOOL.

Somehow, as you know, he’ll work that into his resume too. Like – oh one minute I’m sculpting for my school project, the next I’m directing a short film, then Kathryn Bigelow wants to be in her movie but after I do this other comedy and hook up another stint on General Hospital and by the way, I’m so versatile, did you know I can do Chippendales too? Like Patrick Swayze and Chris Farley?

Please Film School Bitch. You will never.




Photos from Wenn.com and Jemal Countess/Gettyimages.com

James Franco attended Rob Pruitt's Art Awards dressed as a Chippendale dancer.

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