Demi Lovato’s ex-fiancé, which is his new name now, went to the beach with the paparazzi the other day to show you how sad he is. He is also… releasing a single this Friday? About their breakup? OK but isn’t the coverage of his desperation contributing to his relentless thirst? We should shut it down now, right? (Cele|bitchy) 


Jamie Lee Curtis, who is Chris Evans’s Knives Out mom, had one of the best celebrity reactions to his dick pic. And now she had a theory about why Chris tried to save 2020 with his dick – because he wanted to save 2020. Just like Captain America. Unfortunately, not even Captain America can throw Trump out of office. But you can, Americans. YOU CAN DO THIS. Do it for Chris Evans’s dick and VOTE. (Dlisted) 

I hate this look, and I’m confident that it’s not one of those things that six months from now I’ll change my mind and be all over it. In fact, I’ll say now and forever that the “leg window”, as the Fug Girls call it, which is when a skirt goes sheer between the upper thigh and the lower part of the leg from the knee down, is terrible. Because if you want to go short, go short. If you want to go long, go long. Don’t half-ass it with this bullsh-t. (Go Fug Yourself) 

This email from a professor to his students that went viral probably isn’t real. But … I don’t know… should things surprise us anymore after what we’ve seen, what we’ve heard, what keeps happening? Why wouldn’t a professor overshare? I’ve had my share of oversharing professors (I may have, myself, been an oversharing professor) and that was before social media. (Pajiba) 

Well, LeBron James did it. He won an NBA championship with the Lakers. LeBron was already a legend. And all legends create their own mythology. (The Ringer)