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World Music Awards, London, tonight, Michael Jackson scheduled to perform, Lilo and her dirtyface – again – present and accounted for. Too much drinking or smoking or toking or snorting or all of the above? I know I get the face bloat too after overindulging in glasses of red. But I’m actually vain enough to quit the sauce if I have to be seen. Oh the arrogance the youth. Being 20 means gives you an inflated load of confidence, non? Look for several costume changes to come…in addition to Beyonce faking a rage onstage. Will keep you posted. Source

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