Lainey is getting some well-deserved rest since she isn’t feeling well today. I hope she’s at home watching Dumplin' again because I just watched it and it brought me so much joy. If I was sick, I think it would have healed me. Dumplin' is cold-curing cute. Watch it! - Kathleen 

Janet Jackson will finally be inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Jackson 5 and Michael Jackson were inducted years ago. Janet had to watch her brothers and many less deserving men get this honour before her, and it took her three nominations to get it. She’s JANET JACKSON. As my friend Allya says, “ain’t that being a black woman?” (Dlisted) 

Jennifer Lopez looked RIDICULOUS at the Second Act premiere in New York. I mean that in the good ridiculously amazing way, not in the way some people have reacted to JLo’s dress. It was a massive pink Giambattista Valli creation that she straight-up glowed in but it included a 10-foot train that did not fit on the red carpet. Literally, there are people cramped on one side of the carpet while JLo tries to pose in her dress on the other. The pics are hilarious. The dress barely fit in her limo. It oozes drama and extra and I am here for it. (Cele|bitchy)

Chrissy Teigen is on the cover of Elle UK with an inside photo spread that involves her posing with a foldable chair, and she’s not doing the Backstreet Boys’ “As Long As You Love Me” choreography. I love the styling of this shoot but since she’s Chrissy Teigen, she turned it into a comedy routine. This is why we stan. (Go Fug Yourself) 

Jordan Peele needs to stop making projects I really want to see but I also know I won’t be able to sleep for a week after seeing. I hate scary sh-t. Jordan Peele is great at scary sh-t. The poster for his new movie Us is terrifying. It stars Lupita Nyong’o, Winston Duke and Elisabeth Moss. I want it now but I’m also so afraid I never want to see it ever. Classic Jordan Peele. (Pajiba) 

TMZ is reporting that Offset wants to join Cardi B and their daughter Kulture for the holidays even know they separated because he reportedly cheating on Cardi multiple times, including while she was pregnant. Cardi has said “thank you, next” to Offset publicly but she still might let him come home for the holidays. Putting aside how I feel about Offset, this is a relatable scenario many families of divorce are dealing with over the holidays. For many people, the holidays are about spending time with former loved ones you now hate, for the sake of the kids. (TMZ) 

Maroon 5 may be having trouble finding guest stars for their Super Bowl halftime show. A Maroon 5 halftime show should be all about the guests since they have so many big collabs and, well, they’re Maroon 5. This is what happens when you choose to do a show for an organization that protects players who abuse women and penalizes ones who kneel for black lives. I have no sympathy for them. (Vulture)