Generally, I don’t support breaking other people’s stuff, but some dipsh-t called Travis Kelce the f-word over the weekend, and Jason Kelce did personal property destruction about it. It happened at Penn State, where Jason was making an appearance for ESPN’s College Game Day. Some loser raised his phone to record and shouted, “How does it feel your brother’s a f----- dating Taylor Swift?” which is a dumb f-cking thing to say in the first place, never mind Jason Godzilla’d that phone right out of the kid’s hand. However, a different video that DIDN'T go viral apparently caught Jason repeating the f-slur. Everyone do better. (The Independent)
Chris Evans has debuted a “New England poli-sci professor” look on the Red One press tour, and I, for one, am not mad at it. (Go Fug Yourself)
Kieran Culkin hasn’t seen the Succession finale and that makes sense, but I’m really stuck on the part where internet strangers gave Kieran Culkin access to their Max accounts. Kieran Culkin is an agent of chaos, be careful how much access you give Kieran Culkin in your life. (Pajiba)
President Biden apologized for the US’s history with Indian boarding schools, and Mary Annette Pember reflects on the apology, on the generational trauma inflicted on Native Americans by the federal government’s assimilationist policies, and what this apology does and does not mean for Natives going forward. (Indian Country Today)
Everyone is into Martha Stewart on the heels of several documentaries about her life and her empire, which is driving a secondary market for her 99 books about entertaining, homemaking, and cooking. I have her cookbook Cakes, it’s fine. Not my favorite collection of cake recipes, but it looks nice on the shelf. I would like one of her books about cleaning, though, because I like to try different systems of keeping my home clean. I will not, however, pay $400 for it. (Eater)
