Paris: wonky eye, smear nose, and chest stains

Bitch has never looked better. Here’s Paris at her birthday party on Saturday, wonky eye perhaps blinding her to the unblended foundation left across her nose, and a few curious marks splashed across her chest. Is Paris cupping? You may recall, my Gwyneth caused a minor stir a few years ago when she showed up at movie premiere with a bare back (attached) emblazoned with strange circles – the result of a procedure called Cupping…some kind of fancy ass detox “asian” cleanse. My mother just called, I asked her about, in between her dictating to me her long list of birthday demands, and her response was… WAHHH? Hurff! (it’s like a guttural “huff” tinged with a Chinese accent – try it). In her words: Why you need the cupps-ing when Chinese soup every day and also dried orange peel welly welly good for the lung cleaning, I dung low, famous peepoh so funny. (translation: I don’t know, famous people so funny.) She does have a point you know… But back to Paris. Paris and her stains, Paris pulling a Gwynnie? Doubt it. Damn skank was probably letting the Greek Giant hot knife off her chest. Dumb ass. TMZ