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That much hyped W Magazine cover. For weeks we were hearing that they went into the desert and practically f-cked for the cameras. And while that may have been the case during the shoot, the photos they’ve chosen to release speak to something decidedly less sexy.

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler are promoting The Bounty Hunter. As such, they sometimes pretend that they may or may not be seeing each other. This feature is in service of that fraud. She looks great and golden and fit. He looks...

Really uncomfortable. And super clenched. And very stiff. And... not like himself. Like they photoshopped the doucheness out of his face which means they photoshopped all of his face, which is why there’s a computer generated model holding Jennifer Aniston.

To see more pictures of the most boring couple ever, click here. There’s also an interview with Chris McMillan, Aniston’s longtime hair stylist who talks about these images like she just took all her clothes off and expects people to be talking sh-t about the controversy forever. Maybe he means the outtakes because there’s certainly not much to get excited about otherwise.

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler W Magazine photos

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