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Jennifer Connelly pops up on a lot of straight man Freebie 5 lists. A LOT. This surprises me. Not because I don’t think she’s lovely but because I DO think she’s lovely. So she always seemed like the kind of woman women appreciate more than men. Knowing however that she is a man favourite, well, it restores some faith in the penis, non? (What’s up Tony?) That not all of them want an evening with that dirty Fox.

Here’s Jennifer last night at That Movie premiere. The green looks amazing on her. And the short dress would be hot too if taken on its own…but… well… she’s been wearing a variation of the same look over and over and over again for almost 2 years. Balenciaga 2007.

The ad is attached. And also at the Reservation Road premiere.

Time for an update, non?

Photos from Flynetonline.com and Wenn.com and Bauergriffinonline.com

Jennifer Connelly at the premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You, Jennifer Connelly 2 years ago

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