How did I just realise that Jennifer Connelly is the voice of Spider-Man’s suit in Spider-Man: Homecoming?!?!

OF COURSE it is. Because her husband, Paul Bettany, voiced Jarvis, the voice of Tony Stark’s personal assistant. Before he became an Avenger himself, sort of. But this is so cute, non? Will Jennifer Connelly become an Avenger? (I don’t really care about the answer to that question, Sarah.)

Here they both are in Paris for Louis Vuitton yesterday. Jennifer, of course, is an LV favourite. Because she’s a favourite of Nicolas Ghesquiere, from back when he was at Balenciaga. He loves her because she can wear the sh-t out of his clothes. Like this outfit. And outfit that could have been too busy, what with the sheer piece on top and the leather plate below the neck, on top of a zipped ruffle-sleeved jacket that might actually turn into a jumpsuit with electric blue pants. And white boots with a hint of cowboy.

But it works. On her it works.