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Also at the Matt Damon American Cinematheque – Jennifer Garner in a midnight blue cocktail, I love. Taupe also spoke on stage, roasting Damon in reference to his relationship with Ben Affleck. Taupe made a funny!

"Ben is half of one of the greatest love stories ever told. Not with me. The actual prototype for the great Hollywood Bromance . . . Here's proof that love is alive and well in Hollywood. At least for my darling husband and my husband's darling husband."

Taupe doesn’t look as emaciated as she did a few months back. Good.

And then there’s Charlize Theron. Last year I nominated the ungrateful Chloe Sevigny for best legs in Hollywood. Theron is taking exception. This bitch and her legs...for miles. Crazy.

Theron has kept a rather low profile. No major projects released for some time now as it seems she’ll only entertain Oscar bait-y scripts. If I were her, I’d try some lighter fare. We get it. She can gain weight and be ugly for a movie and win awards for it. But can she make us laugh? Try.



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