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After seeing the Worst.Taupe.Ever the other day, plain black looks amazing. Anything but that horrible housefrock. Ew!

This is Jennifer Garner leaving a restaurant in Brentwood yesterday. I know you love it even though I hate it… so obsess away. Analyse that thing until you can see a zygote.

Am told that all is rather ordinary at home with the Afflecks these days. Those who’ve observed them say there’s nothing unusual – the same as it’s always been:

Taupe.

No highs. No lows. Just Taupe.

Photos from Flynetonline.com

Jennifer Garner leaving a restaurant in Brentwood

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