Earlier this week, like a day after Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez announced their engagement, Jose Canseco got on Twitter to accuse ARod of cheating on JLo with his ex-wife Jessica. Jessica has now reinstated her Twitter account to refute Jose’s claims:
Those false accusations Jose is making are not true!🖐🏻I have known Alex for many years and haven’t even seen him for over 5. I certainly did not sleep with him. I am friendly with both him and Jennifer. As for Jose he can keep playing with his Alien friends😂🤦♀️— jessicacanseco (@jessicacanseco) March 12, 2019
In fact I don’t even get on twitter had to download app again and don’t watch tv and had no idea any of this was going on. Last time I saw Alex he was with Torrie and I brought my boyfriend over for dinner. We are just friends my god🤷♀️🤦♀️— jessicacanseco (@jessicacanseco) March 12, 2019
Was that a good move though? Because, of course, Jose had a response. Several responses. They involved polygraph tests and challenging ARod to go man-to-man and face-to-face so for those of you worried that toxic masculinity was on the decline, Jose is trying his best to keep it alive. WHY ARE WE TALKING MORE ABOUT JOSE CANSECO!? Nobody gives a sh-t about Jose Canseco and that story was on its way to dead and now, now it’s back on the front page, which is not what JLo and ARod want, not at all. So Jessica may have thought she was doing them a favour but she actually did Jose a favour since he now has some life in him again to keep thirsting.
As for who to believe – like I said the other day, it’s a sh-t vs diarrhoea situation. No one in this situation is a credible source. ARod is ARod. Jose is desperate, Jessica hates him, and JLo…well…
JLo is going to the gym with that boulder on her finger. Which is what she does – and I don’t mean working out but how she responds to pressure: she holds on even tighter. She loves love. She fights for love. Current weapon: a gigantic diamond. How do you even do pushups without that ring punching you in the face every time you drop down? I couldn’t go to the gym with that thing on. I’d be too afraid of hurting it, and myself. What if it gets chipped?! But that, hilariously, is what JLo is used to. Which is also what makes all of this so amazing. It’s not like she doesn’t know what a gigantic engagement ring feels like – she knows it so well it’s casual now, to be doing burpees and planks and mountain climbers with the weight of 6 karats on one hand. She is EXPERIENCED in massive diamond wear and protection. Imagine that being one of your skills?