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Jesse Metcalfe – heard of him? Probably not. A jerk off of sizable proportions. Like… TOTAL dickhead. So anyway, turns out he’s an alcoholic. And now he’s in rehab. And his publicist wanted you to know. But just in case you didn’t know, the hardworking rep went the extra mile to tell you why you should know. But if no one knew in the first place, is it really worth knowing at all??? "On Monday, March 19, Jesse Metcalfe entered a rehab facility to deal with alcohol issues. He realized he had a problem and was anxious to deal with it immediately. The actor, best known as the hunky gardener on the ABC show "Desperate Housewives" and the star of the film "John Tucker Must Die," hopes that the media will allow him the privacy to deal properly with his treatment." Allow him the privacy? Or allow him the obscurity? Either way… Done.

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