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I have a Jessica Seinfeld problem. After all, gossip is my life. Jessica Seinfeld is the best gossip. You know how she and Jerry came to be. You know about the book and the clothes and the Oprah shoes and the Hamptons and the money and the Paltrows and the Madonnas...

Jessica Seinfeld SCORED.

And Jessica Seinfeld will cut a motherf-cker without hesitation. You do not want to mess with Jessica Seinfeld, not unless you have a Jay-Z or a George Clooney or a Brad Pitt right beside you.

Jessica and Jerry were at the Mets vs Cubs game today in their suite. THIS is a clinic in BitchFace. Please. See? Few could rival that BitchFace. Maybe only Miss Zahara.

As for Jerry, that Marriage Ref business is being renewed. Because he’s bored and it’s never enough money and no one is watching Friday Night Lights which RETURNS TO NBC IN MAY!


Photos from Anthony J. Causi/Splashnewsonline.com

Jessica and Jerry Seinfeld at the Mets Game

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