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Two tv girls trying to be taken for thespians, on some kind of delusional Oscar hunt, who sadly can’t accept that they will NEVER be Natalie Portman.

As such, both are swallowing their sexpots, their true selves suppressed for a pipe dream. The result? In the end, who the f*ck cares??? Just show us your ass!

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